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HELICOPTER'S ATTACKING THE MILLENNIUM BRIDGE, THICK MUD, PILGRIM'S BADGES, TOKEN'S, "MALE BONDING" !!!! WHAT WAS IN THE FLASK'S TODAY......WE ALL ENDED UP LOVING EACH OTHER ???? HAVE A LOOK A THE MOB HAVING A GRIN !!!
BUNCH OF TOSS POT'S !!!
SUPER MARIO TAKE'S UP DETECTING, AFTER SLUMP IN VIDEO GAME'S PURCHASING !!!
YOU WOULD TELL ME IF I HAD ANYTHING ON MY FACE EAGLE ???
YEP.....NO'WT THERE !!!
YOU DIRTY BAS***D !!!
BRAD PIT AND ME.....SEPARATED AT BIRTH !!!
"NO, I WONT SWOP MY OMO FOR THAT PERSIL" !!!
I KNEW I SHOULD'NT HAVE WORN WHITE TRAINER'S !!!!
I FEEL SO NOSTALGIC, THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FRONT ROOM UP NORTH !!!
I HAV ZE WAY'S OF MAKING YOU DIG, ENGLANDER !!!
"O' NO.....HE'S DOING IT AGAIN" !!!
GREAT LOOKING AMPULA/PILGRIM'S BADGE 13th CENT
BANG ERM UP !!!!
I LOVE YOU TOO PETE !!!
THAT NEW DEODORANT IN THE BATHROOM THIS MORNING SAID "STARCH" ON IT.....STRANGE !!!
AT AL'S AGE....YOU GOTTA GIVE THE OLD GIT A CUDDLE !!!
"ADMIRATION OF THE MUD GOD TIME.....YOU'VE GOT FIVE MINUTE'S AXE" !!!
"F**K ME....MINE SAID STARCH TOO" !!!
PITY YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT ON YOUR **** !!!
IT'S TERMINAL LAD'S.....IVE GOT "BLACK HAND SYNDROME" ???
"F*** ME, THE OTHER ONE LOOK'S LIKE A SHELL" ???
WHAT WAS IN THE FLASK'S TODAY ???......I JUST WANNA BOND !!!
I LOVE YOU TOO EAGLE !!!
"IN YOUR SHELL LIKE" !!!
YEP WE'VE SPOTTED THE SMALL P*NIS.....SENDING THE COP'S IN !!!
BY JOVE.....I DID'NT KNOW THEY MADE THEM THAT SIZE ???
"I'M FROM THE SMALL TODGER SQUAD SIR....YOUR NICKED" !!!
"I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR POSESSION OF A SMALL P*NIS" !!!
"UP YOUR'S SUNSHINE" !!!
"I TELL YOU, IT WOULD LOOK BIG ON A ANT" !!!
POLICE EVIDENCE....DNA SAMPLE LEFT BY "A SMALL TODGER" !!! TEN YEAR'S HARD LABOUR...THROW AWAY THE KEY !!!!
FOR HAND MODELLING ASIGNMENT'S PLEASE CONTACT WEBSITE !!!
OLD MAGNUM'S LET HIMSELF GO......WHERE'S HIGGIN'S ???
FIELD ANDY'S BEEN AT IT AGAIN THIS WEEKEND....A PILE OF OLD......."WELL AT LEAST HE GET'S OUT THERE, JUST THE WRONG PLACES !!!
HAVE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS TOKEN......"PUDDING LANE" !!! RING A BELL ??? THE SAME PLACE THAT THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON STARTED !!!
THE FIRE STARTED IN A "BAKER'S"......SO IS THAT WHY IT'S CALLED "PUDDING" LANE ??? A BIG "NO" !!! THE REASON WHY IT WAS CALLED PUDDING LANE, WAS BECAUSE OF THE GREAT PILES OF HUMAN "SH*T" PILED IN THIS STREET (HENCE PUDDING'S OF POO !!!)........IT'S STRANGE......BUT TRUE !!!
WE'VE ALL HAD TOY CANNON'S......BUT A 6" BEAST !!! WHAT A RARE FIND FROM DOR AND SAUL, TOKEN'S AND RING'S ETC ARE MIGHTY FINE TOO !!! TOP GEEZER'S
