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TELL, TALE SIGN'S OF "CRACK ADDICTION" !!!......LONG SIDEBURN'S AND SQUINTY EYE'S, AND THE LEG'S DONT MATCH THE BODY......DONT DO IT KID'S !!!
IN THE COUNTRYSIDE YOU CAN TICKLE TROUT !!
YOU CANT BEAT LOOKING LIKE A "TWAT" IN THE MIDDLE OF LONDON, IT'S A ART FORM !!!
AND ON THE THAMES ???......YOU CAN WRESTLE WITH A TAMPON !!!
JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON....AND STAND IN THE THAMES LOOKING LIKE TWAT'S TOO.......IT'S THE FUTURE !!!
THE JOY OF STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THAMES !!!........USING MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AS A SURF BOARD.....DEEP JOY !!!
I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN "TWAT" !!!
I'M TRAINING TO BE A TWAT !!!
"FORK OFF" !!!
PARP !!!!
PARDON !!!
THE SO CALLED "GOOD TIDE'S" OF THE 23rd/2/08 "THE DAY TIGHTWAD BUSTED HIS SHOVEL" !!! (HE'S NOW GOT TO STICK HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET !!!) GROWN AND MAN AND CRY SPRING TO MIND......
THIS IS MY EAR !!!
THIS IS MY ARM !!!
EVEN THE "SIMPLE" HAVE FUN ON THE THAMES !!!
DAY DREAMING OF A GOLD COIN ??? OR THE BIRD IN THE CAFE !!!
IVE HAD THAT SHOVEL MAN AND BOY.......OOOOH, I'M FEELING REALLY FAINT ABOUT THE THOUGHT OF BREAKING INTO A £20 NOTE.......GRAB US A GLASS OF WATER, I'M FEELING A BIT QUEER !!!!
SHAGGED HAM, AND A COUNTER STAMPED COIN WITH A SHIELD AND TWO CROSSES ??? WILL CLEAN IT UP LATER......
A DANDY'S WIG CURLER, SHOWING THE MAKER'S MARK !!!
WHY DEFACE "CHARLES 2nd" ??? SOMEONE DID'NT LIKE THE OLD BOY !!!
IT'S A BAD PIC BUT......A+ ON ONE SIDE AND A SHIP ON THE OTHER (TINY 15th CENT LEAD TOKEN !!!)
THIS POT IS QUITE A LARGE BEAST......AND ALL THE BIT'S HERE FIT TOGETHER, SO..... A GLUE AND ACTIVATOR MOMENT.......AND I'LL BUNG IT ON LATER WHEN TIGHTWAD SEND'S IT THROUGH !!!
DIGGING ON THE 5/4/08 SAT
WE ALSO DUG IN THE THICK SNOW ON THE SUNDAY.....BUT COULD'NT GET THE CAMERA OUT AS I HAD FROST BITE !!!......FIND'S NAFF ON THAT DAY TOO !!!
AS IT CAME OUT THE HOLE !!!!
JAMES 1st SIXPENCE !!!
AND AFTER A CLEAN !!!
A MEDIEVAL "ECLIPSE" LEAD TOKEN !!!....WHICH SEEM'S TO HAVE HAD A GREAT EFFECT ON THEM, DUE TO HAVING TWO ECLIPSES VERY CLOSE TOGETHER IN MEDIEVAL TIME'S.......THEY MUST HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD ???
JAMES LOOKING A BIT BETTER HERE !!!
JUST TAKING A WALK WITH THE OLD CAMERA ON 5/5/08 !!!
FROM ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE IN THE EARLY THAMES MIST !!!
STONE ME THOSE BROWN CROC'S STINK......NEVER TRUST THEM, AS YOU LOOK INTO THERE SWEET CORN EYE'S !!!
IT'S BLOODY FLASH ON THE 4-SHORE.....DRESSED AS "STEVE URWIN"........MAYBE HE THINK'S THE FAMOUS THAMES "NUMBER TWO'S LOG'S" ARE CROCODILE'S !!!
1666 !!!
NICE ONE AL...SHE'S ABOUT TWO INCHES IN DIA.....AND IT'S TIME FOR A BIT OF RESEARCH ON HER !!!
OLD TIGHTWAD STUCK HIS FORK, RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF A WILLIAM AND MARY TINNY ON BANK HOL MON !!!......THE PLUG SHOT OUT KILLING A LOST DOLPHIN SWIMMING UP THE THAMES....WHICH IN TURN, A PASSING MEDIC TRYING TO GIVE FLIPPER THE KISS OF LIFE HAD HIS FACE CHEWED OFF !!!......IN TURN AFTER SEEING THIS THE MEDIC'S WIFE HAD A HEART ATTACK ON THE THAMES WALL, AND FELL TO HER DEATH FROM 30 FOOT ONTO THE 4-SHORE........AND FOUR PEOPLE DROWNED WHILST TRYING TO RESCUE ALL THE BODY'S !!!
"I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW SAD WE ARE FOR THE LOSS OF THE TIN COIN" !!!
"I AM DECIMAL BRUCE" !!!
"NO.....I AM DECIMAL BRUCE"!!!
"I'M TELLING YOU.....I'M DECIMAL BRUCE"!!!
OR, AM I A OVEN ???
I'M SURE I'M DECIMAL BRUCE ???
MAYBE A HAM SANDWICH ???
I'M GOING HOME TO GET MY TABLET'S !!!
I LEFT MY AR*E AT HOME !!!
PARP !!!
MACKIE AND HIS BARGE BOTTOM !!!
GUFF !!!
PHUT !!!
THESE WELLIE'S I HAD MADE, YOU DONT THINK THERE TOO HIGH PORTA ???
BLOODY ROCK'S SO SHORT, HE'S GOT TURN UP'S ON HIS PANT'S !!!
IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BLOODY POST......."BUGGER" !!! IT IS A POST, MUST CHANGE MY GLASSES !!!
ROCK TELL'S PORTA ABOUT HIS "BONO, CUBAN HEEL SYNDROME" THAT HE SUFFER'S FROM !!!
PAAAAAARP !!!
PHUUUT....POP !!!
GUFF !!!!!
WHO GOT OUT THE WRONG SIDE OF BED THEN ???
PARP !!!
GUFF !!!
SEE.....JUST ONE OUTING OF FIND'S FROM THE ROCK GOD NICK !!!
BIG M TALK'S TO THE ULTIMATE MUDLARK MR PILSON !!!
THE COVERT £8.50 TOUR UP DEPTFORD CREEK WITH DECIMAL, CANADIAN PETER OUR KID'S PLUS MY MYSELF......AND THE MISSION ???
"IS THE CREEK WORTH DETECTING" ??? THE ANSWER........MEDIUM SPRING'S TO MIND !!! (I FIND A BOMB AND SON NUMBER TWO FALL'S IN THE CREEK)
YOUR NOT MUDLARK'S ARE YOU ???
REAL MEGA THICK MUD !!!
THE KID'S
DECIMAL AND CANADIAN PETE
B*LL*CK'S I MISSED THE LITTLE SH*T !!!
GOD'S ABOVE AND WAITING FOR FIELD ANDY !!!
RIGHT KID'S......LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT !!!
TWO PAIR'S OF TROUSER'S ON......INCASE FLASH GET'S A HOLE IN ONE !!!
YOU CAN SEE WHY I'M BACK TO RUNNING AGAIN......I LOOK A RIGHT FAT F*** !!!
