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YEP, ONCE AGAIN...........ANOTHER NEW PAGE OF FIND'S / OUTING'S / DIG'S / PIC'S ETC ETC.......AND MAYBE EVEN THE ODD KITCHEN SINK PIC IN THERE TOO !!!
SO FEAST YOUR MINCE PIE'S ON ANOTHER PAGE OF BIT'S FROM THE T and F CREW......WELL SAUCY INDEED !!!
HOPE THE'VE GOT TOILET'S TOM !!!
FLASH I'M GETTING OUT THE FRIGGING CAR.........YOU WANNA GET OUT MORE !!!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BICYCLE PUMP
IT'S A FALLACY THAT MASTURBATION RUIN'S THE EYESIGHT..........FACT !!! (WELL NOT IN THIS CASE)
NOW WHERE DID I PARK THE CAR ???
ANDY'S CAR
CHEER'S !!!
TWO CANNON BALL'S AND A GREAT GEORGIAN LOOKING GLASS.......NICE ONE ADRIAN
GUFF
BLOODY HELL..........IT'S THE KRAY'S OF THE METAL DETECTING WORLD !!!
V.P.L
VISIBLE PANTY LINE........PLEASE TRY TO LOOK YOUR BEST ON THE 4-SHORE CHAP'S......EVERYONE KNOW'S CRIMPOLINE AND NYLON DOES'NT MIX !!!
DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THESE SHORT'S ???
MASSAGE
SELL BY DATE IN SOME SATANIC TONGUE..........BLOODY HELL........75 YEAR'S OUT OF DATE !!!
YES IT'S RAE'S BACK AXE.........THEN STU'S FRONT IS NEXT........AND SO ON !!!
BLOW ME.........IT'S A "NOEL COWARD MEET'S A TEA POT STANCE"......GREAT MOVE CRAIG (IF MADONNA EVER BRING'S OUT VOGUE AGAIN.............DONT APPLY AS A DANCER MATE !!!)
IVE GOT WOOD !!!
BREAKING NEW'S
LOCAL BELVEDERE ASYLUM DOOR SECURITY FAIL'S......AND THREE CATEGORY "A" PATIENT'S ESCAPE......MEMBER'S OF THE PUBLIC SHOULD NOT APPROACH AS HIGHLY UN-STABLE !!!
WAX-WORX DUMMY OF ROCK GET'S REVEALED AT CLUB NIGHT
PAT'S A LONG TIME IN THE TOILET
NO I'M HERE TOM ON THE COMMODE
NOPE.......I'LL LEAVE THAT TO THOSE SPANISH GYNECOLOGIST CHAPPIE'S !!!
HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAVE IN SPAIN ???
SO IT'S IN WITH THE KNIFE........AND OFF WITH THE BOLLOX !!!
YOU KNOW THOSE CHEAP LOW BUDGET ZOMBIE MOVIES ON BETA MAX FILM'S !!!...........GOD WHAT MADE ME THINK OF THAT ???
I'LL SAY I GOT IT OFF A TOILET SEAT
YES IT'S POSITIVE....LOO-SEAT-ORRHEA !!!
I GOT IT OFF A TOILET SEAT
THEN IT'S IN WITH THE DAGGER.........AND OFF WITH THE BOLLOX !!!
S.T.I WAITING ROOM
IT'S IN WITH THIS BABY.........AND OFF WITH THE BOLLOX !!!
THEN YOU RIP OFF THERE TACKLE WITH YOUR BARE TEETH
YEP YOU'VE GUESSED IT..."IN"...AND..."OFF"...WITH THE BOLLOX !!!
THEN YOU GRAB THE DANGLER'S.........AND OFF !!!
JUST GLAD I WAS BORN WITHOUT NUT'S AFTER THIS TALK !!!
"OFF WITH HIS TODGER" !!! i'm so sorry, i dont know what came over me ???
THERE'S A LOT OF TACKLE TALK GOING ON HERE !!!
GULP !!!
THEN OFF WITH THE SACK !!!
I HAVE........NICE BOY'S IN THE BARRACK'S AXE !!!
HOPE HE HAS'NT SPOTTED MY PLUM'S
I WOULD'NT MIND HAVING MY DANGLER'S PULLED OFF IN THE 16th CENTURY.......AND WERE TALKING IN A HISTORICAL TYPE OF WAY !!!
CANT WAIT TO PUT THE CHAIR'S AWAY
MORE CRACK THEN BRIXTON
SISTER'S !!!
OFF WITH THE KNACKER'S !!!
GG
BLOODY HELL.......ALL THAT BALL ABUSE IN THE 16 CENT !!!
THEN SLICE INTO THE COD'S !!!
IVE GOT STOMACH PAIN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT !!!
I KNOW THERE'S A SEAT BEHIND ME.......BUT I LOVE LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL NUTTER WITH THIS NON-SEAT STANCE ???
GIVE US A TUNE !!!
DO YOU VONT IVE GOT ZE LOVE-LY BUNCH OF COCONUT'S IN C MINOR ???
WHEN THE LIGHT'S ON.........BUT NOBODY'S IN STANCE........WELL DONE LORD SNOOTY........A VERY WELL DONE STANCE INDEED !!!
I COULD KILL A MAN.........EVENTUALLY !!!
YOU CANT SEE MY HAND'S.....CAN YOU !!!
IT'S CALLED HIDE YOUR HAND'S IN YOUR SHIRT TIME.........CAN YOU SEE THEM.......CAN YOU SEE THEM ???
AFTER ALL THAT SCROTUM KILLING.........I NEED A DRINK !!!
SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT LOOK RIGHT WITH A BIG HELMET ???
LET ME SEE A HAND !!!
NO !!!
A THUMB....A THUMB.....I CAN SEE A THUMB !!!
NO TWO WAY'S ABOUT IT........JUST ONE BIG HELMET !!!
