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THE GANG HAS BEEN ASKED BY THE MUSEUM OF LONDON TO PUT ON ONE OF OUR FAMOUS THAMES SHOW'S (NOT YOUR SILLY CHURCH HALL SHOW AND TELL TRAY) THIS IS GONNA BE SAUCY.......MASSIVE AND JAW DROPPING SPRING'S TO MIND !!! (LIKE MACKIE'S Y-FRONT'S)
IVE DONE EXPO'S FOR THE BRITISH MUSEUM AND P.A.S AT OLYMPIA, AND NOW IT'S FOR OUR OWN MUSEUM OF LONDON........THREE TABLE'S OF GOODIE'S, WHAT EVER'S COME OFF THAT 4-SHORE......IT'S GONNA BE THERE, MASSES AND MASSES OF IT !!!
SO WHAT THIS PAGE WILL DO WILL SHOW YOU THE WHOLE PROCESS FROM START TO FINISH........MAKING THE CASES.......FILLING THEM AT THE CLUB.......MEDIA COV........PHOTO'S........TRANSPORT......GETTING THERE........SETTING UP.......AND THEN "THE BIG SHOW" !!!
BUT THE MAIN THING IT WILL SHOW IS HOW THE CLUB PULL'S TOGETHER TO PUT ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOW'S IN DETECTING, AND NOT ANY OLD SHOW............A "THAMES AND FIELD SPECIAL" RUN BY US ALL........EVERY ONE !!!
SO WATCH THIS PAGE AND SEE HOW IT GROW'S, IT'S NOW THE 13th JUNE, DAY ONE, AND IVE JUST STARTED ON THE CASES IN THE GARDEN !!!
THIS WILL ALSO BE A GUIDE TO HOW TO FILL YOUR CASE........I WILL FILL ONE BIT BY BIT ON HERE.........AND YOU CAN GET THE DRIFT OF WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE........EASY AS PIE CREW, AND REMEMBER "WHITE TAC" IT'S THE FUTURE !!!.........IF I SEE ANY "BLU TAC" YOUR DEAD MEAT !!!
P.S AT THE END OF IT YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR CASE........SO YOU WANT IT TO LOOK GOOD.......SO KEEP WATCHING (THIS FRIDAY RAE, MACKIE, STU 7, AND PAULTHIS.....WILL DO THERE CASES AT THE CLUB) AND IF I CAN GET SOME MORE PERSPEX IN TIME.......MORE CAN DO THERE'S TOO (I'LL LET YOU KNOW)
GET YOUR BIT'S READY CREW.........IT'S GONNA BE BIG !!!
SPECIAL JUICE FOR CASE BUILDING.........DUE TO THE FACT I WAS BORED SH*TLESS, AND JUST WANTED TO GO ON THE THAMES........IT EASED THE PAIN OF NOT SNIFFING THAT MUD !!!
30 BLOODY CASES..........."ALL MADE BY MYSELF" !!!..........BLOODY THING'S. RIGHT, THERE ALL FINISHED AND READY TO ROCK AND ROLL !!!
THIS FRIDAY'S CLUB NIGHT THERE WILL BE NO FIND OF THE MONTH OR RAFFLE (DOUBLE UP NEXT MONTH) IT'S GONNA BE A FILLING NIGHT.
THOSE WHO COME BY TRAIN WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE THERE CASES HOME TO FILL (AS THEY CANT GET THEM BACK IN TIME FOR THE SHOW) SO THESE WE WILL FILL ON THE NIGHT......AND I'LL LOOK AFTER THEM.
OUR MEMBER'S FILLING AT HOME, WILL DOUBLE UP WITH THE FRIDAY NIGHT FILLER'S AND HELP THEM TO FILL THERE CASE THERE AND THEN.
THOSE FILLING AT HOME CAN BRING IT ROUND TO MY HOUSE BEFORE AUG 1st / 2nd FOR THE MUSEUM EXPO.
THOSE FILLING ON THE NIGHT............PLEASE BRING YOUR GEAR IN (SHED LOAD'S OF IT) YOU'VE SEEN WHAT IT NEED'S TO FILL A CASE.
WHAT I NEED PLEASE
PICTURE'S PICTURE'S PICTURE'S !!!...........JUST PRINT OFF ON YOUR COMPUTER ON "GLOSSY PAPER"!!!.......I WANT SOME PICTURE'S OF YOU, OR YOUR FIND'S (NO PICTURE'S OF YOU IN YOUR BEST CAMO GEAR, HOLDING A BLOODY DETECTOR) I WANNA SEE OUR CLUB COMMUNITY SPIRIT IN THERE........HAVING A GRIN......PIC'S FROM THE 4-SHORE......AND SOME SAUCY FIND'S PLEASE. IF YOU CAN ALL DO A COUPLE FOR ME.......AND I WILL LAMINATE THEM ON FRIDAY........JUST YOUR NORMAL A4 GLOSSY SHEET'S PLEASE.
CALLING ROCK GOD, GM AND FLASH........YOUR PICTURE'S ARE SOME OF THE BEST WE GET.............ESPECIALLY ROCK'S........DO ME SOME OF YOUR FIND'S......."ROCK AS MANY AS YOU CAN DO"......THE CLUB WILL PAY FOR YOUR INK TOO (JUST TELL ME ON CLUB NIGHT) I NEED TO FILL TWO DOUBLE STANDING PIN BOARD'S.......FLASH I WANT FUNNY PIC'S.......AND GM.........ANY OF YOUR TARTED UP PIC'S PLEASE !!!
ANYONE WHO CAN PRINT ON GLOSSY....PLEASE DO.
ALL THOSE ON MAGAZINE FRONT'S......I KNOW YOU BOUGHT A 100 COPIE'S......GIVE US ONE ON FRI.......YOUR GONNA BE LAMINATED !!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOURSELF OUT HERE.......THOSE BOARD'S HAVE GOT TO SHOW WHAT WERE REALLY ALL ABOUT...........A GREAT LITTLE TEAM THAT ALL PULL'S TOGETHER........FIELD'S ALWAY'S PULLING IT !!!
CHARMING GUVNOR !!!
HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING PHALIC LOOKING IN THERE
PARP !!!
I WASHED IT THIS MORNING AND COULD'NT DO A THING WITH IT
CHASE ME CHASE ME
ANY THING PHALIC LOOKING IN THERE
WHAT TIME ARE YOU DUE BACK IN YOUR HOSTAL
SINCE I ATE THE COOK.....THEY DONT SEEN TO MIND, AND AS I'M ON AN ELECTRONIC TAG.....THEY KNOW WHERE I AM !!!
THIS IS MY HAND
NICE
WHERE AM I ???
AND AFTER A COUPLE OF WEEK'S OF GETTING IT ALL TOGETHER..........IT'S OFF TO THE MUSEUM OF LONDON.........AND TO SAY IT LOOKED GOOD, WOULD BE A UNDER-STATEMENT !!!
THE WHOLE SHOW WAS LOVED BY THE PUBLIC AND ALL OF THE MUSEUM BOD'S TOO.......IN ALL, A MEGA SUPERB EFFORT FROM THE THAMES AND FIELD CREW..........WELL DONE !!! (LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT ALL....MASSIVE)
FEAST YOUR EYE'S BELOW ON THE WEEKEND FROM START TO FINISH !!!
PARP !!!
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME ???
NO !!!
GISSA FAG MISTER.......OR I'LL SMASH YER FACE IN !!!
MAKE MY DAY.......AND LET'S HAVE A HORLICK'S, AND A TALK ABOUT THE PRICE OF FISH
CLINT EASTWOOD'S LET HIMSELF GO.........BY THE LOOK'S OF THING'S
WHY AM I HERE ???
ON MY SIDE IT SEZ "GOLF SALE THIS WAY" !!!
BURP !!!
WINDY-POP'S DORE ???
IT'S REALLY HARD TO DO HAND'S ON HIP'S WHEN YOUR SITTING IN A CHAIR
YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT GM WOULD HAVE GROWN OUT OF SUCKING HIS THUMB AT HIS AGE
SUCK THE GUT IN.....I'M ON CAMERA
I'LL HAVE HALF A POUND OF DONKEY MEAT.....A TIN OF GORRILA SWEAT AND A LARGE PORTION OF CEMENT PLEASE......AND YES KID'S, I AM FRIGGING MENTAL.....REALLY FRIGGING MENTAL !!!
AXE HAS ALWAY'S GOT HAND'S ON HIP'S..........I'LL GIVE IT A BASH........OOOOH I'M LIKING IT !!!
MUMMY IS THAT MAN MENTAL ???
SO THE TOILET DUCK WAS INVENTED IN 1066 AND NELSON WAS SHOT BY A GOAT
I WAS THE FIRST MAN IN SPACE AND JESUS DRINK'S DOWN MY LOCAL PUB
IS IT TIME FOR MY INJECTION AND I WONDER IF THE'VE FOUND THE BODY YET ???
DID YOU SEE HER.....I'M IN LOVE
MY GOD.......IT'S A MIRACLE !!! I CAN SEE JESUS IN THAT PIECE OF WOOD !!! SAYING THAT........I DID PUT IT THERE !!!
YOU COPY ME PETE.....THIS IS THE LOOKING STANCE
I LIKE THIS ONE SHAUN
THIS IS THE BENDING OVER STANCE PETE
IS THAT LIKE THE SHOWER ONE SHAUN
WITHOUT SHAUN WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE HAND'S OF MINE ???
REAL NAIL'S FOUND IN A BELLARMINE WITCH POT.......A 1650 PRESCRIPTION FOR MAYBE HEALTH.......OR TO GET RID OF THAT SPELL (DEFER IT AWAY FROM YOU OF YOUR FAMILY)
A REAL LEATHER HEART SHAPE WITH A PIN THROUGH IT.............FOUND IN A BELLARMINE WITCH POT 1650.........JUST ONE OF THE COMPONENT'S NEEDED TO DEFER A SPELL !!!
I CANT DO IT......I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOU SHAUN
PIN
THIS IS THE RIGHT PLONKER STANCE PETE
HOPE SHAUN'S GOT A NEW STANCE FOR ME
HE NEVER DOES THAT TO ME
OR ME !!!
T.N.T......IT'S DYNAMITE
ANGUS YOUNG OUT OF AC/DC LET HIMSELF GO.......BY THE LOOK'S OF THING'S
DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON ???
YOU CANT BEAT A BIT OF HAND'S ON HIP'S TIME
YOU CANT BEAT A HAND'S ON HIP'S STANCE
THE CURRY HOUSE IS CALLING
WHY SHOULD'NT THE MENTAL HAVE FUN ???
SINCE THAT VIAGRA GOT STUCK IN MY THROAT AND WENT TO MY SHOULDER AREA.....IT'S BEEN A REAL PAIN DOCTOR LIZ
I SPOSE I COULD GIVE IT A RUB ???
REMIND'S ME OF MY POST OFFICE DAY'S......AND THEN MY PRISON DAY'S TOO
I LOVE YOU
I THINK I LOVE YOU TOO !!!
QUICK TOM WHERE'S THE TOILET.....TOO LATE !!!......TOM ASK FOR A MOP PLEASE
MUMMY THAT MAN'S STRANGE BEHIND US
DONT GO NEAR THAT TABLE KID'S
EVEN THE MENTAL HAVE TO EAT......AND MIX WITH REAL NORMAL PEOPLE TOO
YES I KNOW IVE ESCAPED.......BUT I CAN CHANGE !!!
I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GOT OUT THE WARD IT'S MEANT TO BE TOP SECURITY ???
JUST GIVE ME MY TABLETS NURSE AND I'LL COME QUIETLY
OK, OK.......JUST LET ME LOOK AT THE SPLASH FLASH CARD'S AGAIN.......I THINK IT'S A GOAT NURSE
ONCE WE GET THE STRAIGHT JACKET ON YOU........WE CAN MOVE YOU OUT OF HERE........THE PUBLIC'S SAFETY COMES FIRST
IVE CHAINED MYSELF TO THIS CASE WITH AND IMAGINARY HAND-CUFF, AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NURSE
BACK UP TEAM..........SHOOT TO KILL........HE'S TURNED NASTY !!!
SO IT WAS BACK TO THE HIGH SECURITY MENTAL HEALTH DEPT STRAIGHT (jacket) AFTER THIS !!!
SO JESUS SAID TO ME.......DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY IN A SMOKING JACKET ???
HE'S BLEEDING MENTAL !!!
LORD SNOOTY WAS ASKED TO BRING ONE ITEM TO THE SHOW......"THAT'S ONE" !!! AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH IT.......HE DROPPED IT !!!
IN THE NAVY........YOU CAN "FEEL" A MAN !!!
SHOWING THE BOND......BETWEEN THE ENGLISH AND ZE FRENCH !!!
BEING CANADIAN.....I'D LIKE A CUDDLE TOO
HOPE SHAUN LIKE'S THIS STANCE.....IT'S ONE OF MINE !!!
I'M BLOODY GOOD !!!
NICE MANIKIN STANCE VERN
SO THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT I'D CHANGE MY NAME TO BRENDA
GLAD YOU DID PETE !!!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR FINGER IN IT
YOU BAD BOY........STAND IN THE CORNER !!!
EAT MY SHORT'S !!!
BART SIMPSON'S PUT ON A BIT OF WEIGHT
WHO'S NICKED MY BELLARMINE BIT'S ???
ALWAY'S FIDDLING WITH MY BALL'S
THAT'S A NEW ONE........"HAND'S ON POCKET'S"......I'LL GIVE THAT A BLAST IN A MINUTE !!!
ALWAY'S A GOOD TIME FOR HAND'S ON HIP'S
DONT TRY AND PASS YOURSELF OFF AS A KID JUST TO GET A SWEET STEVE.......BOG OFF !!!
WE ARE THE MANAGEMENT
WAS WORTH A TRY
YEA....WHAT HE SEZ !!!
I WISH I HAD A TEE-SHIRT
THEN YOU TAKE HER BY THE NECK AND RIP THE THROAT OUT !!!
I'M MORE OF A MR SHEEN TYPE OF GUY THESE DAY'S !!!
I STILL USE PLEDGE PETE
WHETHER I'M DRIVING A TRAIN, SITTING AT A MUSEUM EXPO OR MAKING LOVE.........MY POSITION'S ALWAY'S THE SAME.....ASK PETE !!!
RIGHT AND HELMET SPRING TO MIND !!!
SHAUN, SHAUN..........LOOK.........STEVE LOVE'S ME !!!
I PREY TO GOD THIS MOB ISNT ALLOWED TO MIX WITH THE NORMAL'S OF LIFE !!!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE LITTLE GIRL........AND SHOW ME SOME HANDLING ARTIFACT'S I.D.....BEFORE YOU PICK THAT UP !!!
I LIKE THE FOLDED BEHIND THE BACK STANCE SHAUN !!!
