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OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTH'S IVE BEEN GOING "WALKABOUT'S" (TRYING NEW PLACES WHERE THERE USED TO BE HEAVY DUTY MUD) THIS LITTLE VENTURE HAS BEEN A EYE OPENER FOR ME, WITH CLEAN 4-SHORE NOW SHOWING, WHICH OVER THE YEAR'S HAS BEEN LADEN WITH MUD (VERY THICK MUD)
IVE HAD SOME GREAT ARTIFACT'S / COIN'S AND FIND'S BY DOING THIS..........BUT ALSO WITH IT, IS THE DODGY SIDE OF MUD HUNTING........."GUN'S" !!!
AS YOU KNOW OVER THE YEAR'S IVE HAD ABOUT 20-30 GUN'S........IF THERE SHAGGED, I THROW THEM WELL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE THAMES.......BUT IF THERE'S A BIT OF LIFE IN THEM...........IT'S OFF TO THE POLICE STATION (LIKE THE MURDER WEAPON I HAD A COUPLE OF MONTH'S AGO)
THESE ARE MY LATEST BAD BOY'S FROM THE NOW CLEAN 4-SHORE........THE SAWN OFF SHOTGUN WITH STUBBY DRILLED STOCK WAS JUST THE LOCAL VICAR'S I THINK ??? (USED FOR SWATTING FLY'S IN CHURCH) REMEMBER FIND A GUN..............HAND IT IN !!! (FIVE YEAR'S IN THE CLINK IF YOUR FOUND WITH A GUN NOW)
WAPPING NICK OUR SUPERB THAMES RIVER POLICEMAN IS NOW DEALING WITH THESE GUN'S...........PICTURE'S TO FOLLOW !!!!
REMEMBER......IF YOU FIND ONE........HAND IT IN........JUST SEE NICK FOR INFO AND PICK UP !!!
TWO OF THESE WERE ON A ICI AREA TRIP ON BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY.......TURNING LEFT INSTEAD OF RIGHT.......RIGHT ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE RAMP AS YOU WALK DOWN !!!
ALWAY'S REMEMBER.........GUN'S ARE FOR IDIOT'S KID'S, AND SH*T T-SHIRT'S TOO !!!
I'D LIKE TO MAKE A WITHDRAWEL PLEASE !!!
DO YA FEEL LUCKY PUNK..........IF SO, COULD YOU DO MY LOTTERY TICKET FOR ME.......PLEASE MR PUNK !!!
"MY LEG'S.....MY LEG'S" !!!
PROVE'S A POINT.......HAD THE GUN TWO MINUTE'S AND BLOWN MY LEG'S OFF ALREADY !!!
DONT DO GUN'S LAG'S......"DO GARDENING".......IT'S THE FUTURE IN ORGANISED CRIME...."GARDEN CENTRE'S" !!!
TALK ABOUT WAR AND PEACE IN ONE PICTURE !!!
YES I KNOW.......IVE GOT A RUSTY WEAPON HANGING OUT MY SHORT'S........NO CHANGE THERE THEN !!!
MY LAVENDER LOOK'S GOOD THIS YEAR
"PACKING IN THE PANT'S"........ONCE AGAIN !!!
STRANGE BUT TRUE.......THE LACK OF CAT'S IN MY GARDEN ???
HI I'M PHIL SPECTOR'S ALTERNATIVE EYE BROW WAXING BEAUTICIAN.....CAN I HELP YOU !!!
PROVES A POINT 2............HAD THE GUN 4 MINUTE'S AND BLOWN MY HEAD OFF NOW !!!
GLORIFICATION OF GUN'S IS FOR THE SIMPLE OF THE WORLD.........BUT IT DOES FEEL GOOD TO POINT AT GUN AT THE CAMERA.......IT'S A BOY'S THING !!!
I'D NEED A BIG BULLET TO BLOW MY SNOZZLE OFF !!!
WHY USE A STRIMMER........WHEN I CAN BLOW THE SH*T OUT OF THE WEED'S......IT'S A BIT NOISY I'LL ADMIT......BUT GREAT FUN !!!
NOT THE ATTIRE FOR A BUCKINGHAM PALACE GARDEN PARTY !!!
PROVES A POINT 3.........HAD THE GUN 10 MINUTES AND BLOWN MY HAIR RIGHT OFF !!!
WHEN MY WIFE SAID "SHOOT DOWN THE TOWN AND GET A LOAF"........SHE COULD HAVE BEEN IN RIGHT TROUBLE ???
BRITAN NEED'S "HUGH" !!! (grant)
MY GERANIUM'S ARE A BIT SAUCY TOO !!!
YOU KNOW WHEN THE GERMAN'S STICK THERE TOWEL'S ON THE SUN LOUNGER'S BY THE POOL........"THING'S HAVE CHANGED" !!!
YES DEAR.........WE GOT A SEAT BY THE SIDE OF THE POOL !!!
A COMPACTED ROOTBALL NEED'S TO BE LOOSEND WITH A HAND FORK TO ENCOURAGE GROWTH..........ALTERNATELY YOU CAN BLOW F**K OUT OF IT !!!
GOD'S GARDENING TIP'S CORNER !!!
HOW MANY MORE PICTURE'S CAN I TAKE WITH A POXY GUN ???
IF MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG KEEP'S BLOODY BARKING.........I MIGHT HAVE TO TRY OUT ONE OF THESE BABY'S !!!
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZ !!!
YES I KNOW THERE'S LOT'S OF PICTURE'S OF ME WITH A SILLY GUN (AND A SHIRT CHANGE) BUT I NEED A COUPLE OF SHOT'S FOR A MAGAZINE, AND I'M SUCH A GORMLESS LOOKING TW*T IN PICTURE'S.........I HAD TO DO LOAD'S !!! STILL MORE TO COME WHEN I MEET UP WITH NICK AND HIS MOB FOR A HANDSHAKE..........YOU POOR PEOPLE !!!
REMEMBER........."GUN'S DONT KILL PEOPLE"...........GARLIC BREAD DOES !!!
